The NASCAR Dictionary

This is friggin' FUN!!!!

I wanna make a book up. OH MAN, I have an idea....Hmmmmmm

If we can get enough of these then Im making a book. And Im sending you guys a copy!!

Cool! I'll keep it with my NI mags for quick reference.

Wrecktoya [rek-toy-ya]: A common NASCAR term relating to the no-care, flamboyant way in which Juan Pablo Montoya (see also JPM) wrecks other drivers on the track with no thoughts whatsoever to the big picture.

NHRA - 1.National Hot Rod Association. 2.What to watch instead of the last 2 NASCAR races because the outcome is too predictable (see also bullshit).

Thanks to That's Racin' for this one:

that's racin'® (phrase): Expresses frustration or emotion. 1. When a small part costing just a few dollars fails and stops a $150,000 race car, that's racin'. 2. When you race a competitor for 500 miles and lose to him by just a few feet, that's racin'. 3. When a hot dog wrapper blows out of the stands, gets caught across the air vent on the front of your car and causes your engine to overheat, that's racin'.

LMFAO over #3!!!! HA! With the major gusts that blow up from the cars, Ron and I both had our meals blown over onto the fans around us. Luckily, it didn't get on their clothes or anything.

BAHAHAHHAHA

Fries in the dude next to you's hair, hot dog bun in that lady's shirt...

My corn dog container blew over onto a guy's bag, and luckily no mustard got stuck!

Ron's sandwich blew over onto the lady in front of us, but once again, luckily nothing got permanently stuck.

Hahahahahaah mmmm Im hungry!

I know, I'm getting hungry too. It's 11:30.

Haha when you wrote that, I was eating! hahaha it was 12:30 here

It's 1:45 now. I had a huge nacho plate.

Happy Hour (noun) - 1.Usually after work; a time to go out and have drinks with buddies and co-workers. 2.Spending an hour with Kevin Harvick.

LuvMyRyan12 wrote:Happy Hour (noun) - 1.Usually after work; a time to go out and have drinks with buddies and co-workers. 2.Spending an hour with Kevin Harvick.

2.5 - the final practice in a NASCAR series before the race;

Ah yes, of course.

I thought of that too, but I just wanted to talk about Kevin.

Hehehehe I understand

Because we would ALL love to get happy with HAPPY!

I implore someone to think otherwise!!!

Sorry, not following?

Oh sorry!
hehe I just meant that I cant imagine anyone else not agreeing with us that we want to get happy with Happy!

Ahhh, I gotcha.

Psh, yea, no kidding!

You know, I was watching a Marilyn Monroe movie ("Don't Bother to Knock - very creepy!), and the lead guy reminded me SO MUCH of Happy! He had the same high forehead, eyes and mouth.

Mmmm......now thats something that isnt creepy!!

Y'all may not agree with me, because I have a tendency to see the guys I like EVERYWHERE, so...

I'll let you decide for yourself...

I'm not the biggest Monroe fan, but she (and everyone else) is great in this thriller! Damn, she's creepy in it!

Obssession (noun) - Something a NASCAR fan knows that they have when everyone else starts to look like one of their favorite drivers.