The NASCAR Dictionary

That also means me being one day closer to 35.

RYAN TURNED 31 ON THE 8TH!!!

Procrastination- Spending time on this forum while working or not wanting to work. Also, me not studying for my finals and writing in the forum.

Eh, join the crowd.

I am a procrastinator, yes.

Like I always say, Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday!!

That's a great way to put it, Steph!

Impatience (noun) - What a NASCAR fan experiences from Thanksgiving to Valentine's Day, roughly. It intensifies in January and early-February. See also insomnia.

Im so glad this is coming back!!

See also testy

And bitchy and grumpy and...

Restricter plates(noun?)~~item used to cut engine horsepower at Daytona,Talladega,ect. to make a race more competitive or to keep 39 on topic for more than 30 seconds in an email message!

Smartass. You know that's why I love you so.

I'll have that one earmarked when Steph completes the book.

Are you gonna wait until you have more entries, Steph?

Yeah, I'd like to.

I wanna have something for every letter, at least one entry. Or close to it, at least. Im really gonna do this, even if it has to be next off season.....but I promise I will!!

-And I always keep my word

OK, let's do a tally and see what all we have so far.

This is what I came up with:

D, B, 4 or F, P(2 entries), U, S(3), W(3), N, T(2), H, O, R(2), C(2), and I.

So we need entries for all the other letters.

Hmmm....okay!

But, everyone, dont force it - its gotta be the same entries that we would give any given day in here!

Its authentic

I was LOL while looking back at our list - Superbitch! HA!

I love the entires. Im gonna start saving them 'cause my ideas are flooding into my head for it now

I'm sure we'll get all kinds of good shit come Feb. 15th.

I think so too!!

Love / Hate Relationship [luv-hayte relashionship] 1. What happens to some fans when distaste or dislike for a driver or crew chief mixes with raw physical attraction; 2. Feelings of screwing the driver/crew chief before throwing him onto the Track of Doom. Most notably seen in the 48 team, Jimmie Johnson and Chad Knaus

Hmmmmmmm. Well, if Chad's as good in bed as he is calling the shots in his pit box, then perhaps I'll just have to keep him around versus throwing him onto the Track of Doom.

Come on, Chad. You've got one shot (no pun intended) to save yourself.

Track of Doom - Where the bad people of NASCAR go to meet their demise.

Most generally by being thrown onto it by a fan

...and being tied up. Then the last thing they hear is the deafening roar of the engine coming at them at 180 mph.

N.O.N., aka Nasties of NASCAR: The women of NASCAR, i.e., wives, girlfriends, etc. The ones that need to be eliminated.