Nascar Uncensored Fantasy Game!!!

OK, Drina just gave me a great idea! We're going to have our OWN Fantasy game!!! But this is going to be just the opposite of the usual picks - we pick who's going to CRASH.

My pick for this week - Waltrip

YESSS!!! now this will be a fun fantasy game

my pick is Wrectoya or Waltrip also

VERY fun! Worth a lot of laughs too.

WRECTOYA - HAHAHA!

Great call 12 I could be good at this game. Only problem is I can't decide who to pick out of the many shitters. Probably should just pick Kyle if he doesn't get his head out of his ace. My pick this week to wreck will be whoever is driving Kyle Petty's #45 car. It always wrecks, hell I can't remember the last time i saw it on tv without it being in a wreck. Go 45 wreck for me.

Hahahah Shitters.

Hmm....I have either Waltrip (gotta back my man) or Nemecheck, if he is in it this week....

Tim, you're killing us! Now I'm gonna go around calling them shitters too.

lol, i know. that word grows on ya

The Shitters Fantasy Game.

Well, not really - the good guys crash too - look at our beloved Matt.

Thats so true!
Poor Matty has been getting SHITTERS luck!!
I am picking up so much vocabulary in here that I should receive a degree or something....

"And an Honourary Degree to Steph in the subject of NASCAR Uncensored Vocabulary"

"Thank you, thank you"

So now we have put Shitters in are vocabulary, we have to come up with a good definition, in case someone decides to be dumb and ask what it means.
My attempt at definition.
Shitter- A driver or a car that is consistently running from 20th or running less laps then the total of the race every weekend, often only seen on tv during qualifying only when a commercial is cut shorter then expected, or during a lone spin on a straight away, or consistently wrecking good drivers, and someone that is often interviewed when finally making it in the top 35 in points and possible staying there longer then 1 week.
So that is my attempt, please help make it better if you think you can. And no bashing drivers cause I had to make myself not put drivers names in there. LMAO

nice definition, couldnt have explained it better myself.

Top notch!
And the award goes to....TIM!

Holy crap, that's funny! Tim, call up Websters and have them put that definition in their book.

Darnit, Waltrip didn't crash. OK, no points for me this week.

GREAT. On a day where I actually make a pick of Waltrip, (who should be a shoo-in), he gets a TOP 10!!

Oy!!

No doubt!!!

I think Drina scored because she picked Montoya - did he not crash?

Yep, he did! She got points for that one for sure!

That's a driver that I could never get into.

Me neither.....I dunno what it is, he just doesnt turn my crank!

Oh hey, I picked Nemechek too.. hahaha he wrecked didnt he??

He sure did.

I need to pick two guys next weekend.

My pick this week is sadly KYLE BUSCH. I love you Kyle but your working your way into the shitter category, so get you shit in gear. Wow what 2 weeks does to a man. 1st to last, no freakin way. I am just glad that they give them enough points that the non chasers don't pass kyle in points, how embarrassing Kyle how embarrassing.

crap, i gotta make mine and i dont know who yet ill figure it out before friday.

Hell i can make it for you KYLE FREAKIN BUSCH. Nah i already got him, i am actually using reverse psychology here, but don't tell him or it won't work. LOL 18

LOL, your secrets safe with me. i was thinking about picking jr, but knowing my luck, he would actually wreck and all hell would break loose

Reverse psychology can actually be a very powerful tool.

Well, Mikey sure showed us in here, so this week I'm going with A.J. Allmendinger. He sometimes has a good crash.

Hmm....who to pick, who to pick....

Umm.....Im gonna say Michael MacDowell...I love him but I just have a feeling