The NASCAR Dictionary

Might as well start one of these too...since there are so many terms that arent widely known by many....

Duck Punk (noun) -[duk p-unk]: Regularly seen in the Nascar Sprint Cup and Nationwide Series. Known to be hot headed and rude. May also ice his crotch. See also, Backflipping Bastard

LMFAO!!!! I'll have to think about some good terms.

This one's not made up, but I looooooooove the term anyhow. I think it deserves to be in here. This is drag racing.

Bang the blower: an explosion inside the supercharger caused by a flame from the combustion process accidentally re-entering the supercharger, where fuel and air are present. Generally caused by a stuck or broken intake valve that normally would be closed during the combustion sequence.

Okay. Call me nutto, but that was an awfully erotic definition, if I do say so myself...

Exactly! I know, I laughed my ass off when I first read it.

I was like, "Oh, you're shitting me!"

Like I said, the term itself is enough for me. DAMN!

LOL!!! nice ones! im not as good and creative as you girls, so i'll just sit back and read yours

You can find mine at nhra.com, and Steph's coming up with all the good make-up ones.

The mixture of real and uncensored real will make for a really good mix. Does anyone remember where I put the definition of Jimmie???

Which definition?

It was something (I think) about princesses...and having an asshole CC....gah I cant remember

I remember that, but I don't remember any definitions.

Oh wait...maybe it's coming back...

Im on Ian's laptop so I cant navigate around as fast as I would normally with a mouse...otherwise, I would search.... Im thinking around the time where we were posting hate shots of the 48 team....possibly in your thread?

48 - 1.A number 2.One of the NASCAR teams who is on their way to their 3-peat because the only way they can win is by rigging the car, having illegal notes and paying off Officials. See Cheating Chad.

Hahaha yes!!! Perfect!!

Unhappy: (adj) [uun-happi]: 1. To be upset. 2. Steph in New Brunswick without any sports channels to see NASCAR. See also, SHIIIT

LOL, nice definition steff!

Awww, that one's sad.

Another definition for unhappy:

Unhappy - The anti-Kevin.

THATS AWESOME!! HAHAHAHA

I had the antichrist in my head, and I saw "Unhappy" and was like "Oh no!"

Awww, no unhappy Stephs or Drinas.

I got to watch the end of the Nationwide race online, so it wasnt too bad. We were making pizza and every three or four mins I would run back into the living room to check it

LOL! I know that feeling!

Hey, TWIN's on tonight! Kickass, Ron and I love Mikey! And Steve's cool too - he usually takes Mikey's side over Chad's. Maybe the Biff will be on tonight, because Chad's still probably crying.

Persistence (noun) - Practicing 18 times in one day around a track to make sure that you win the race. See also red eyes, psychosis, get a life, etc.

Hahah!!

You know, Im sure Chad will be a super bitch today so they were like, Biff, PLEASE PLEASE come on!!

Hell, I'll drag Biff's ass out of bed to be on tonight.

SuperBitch (noun) - 1.A female dog with super powers. 2.See Chad Knaus.

YES YES YES!!!

DAMN we are good!! I LOVE IT!!