Nascar Uncensored Fantasy Game!!!

He's been laying low lately. I almost said, "Who's that?" Duh!

HAHAH Um...

Texas Qualifying?!?!

Hahahaha

Exactly! Oh, that was scary! I watched Qualifying in a seafood restaurant - actually, that was the weekend of the Lowe's car show.

My jaw dropped when I saw that....it was at that moment that I appreciated the COT....safety must always be first and foremost

My thoughts exactly. I was beyond relieved when he came out of the car.

And also when they showed that clip from a few years back when Jimmie slammed into the wall. I almost screamed when I saw that. And the other time when Chad was trying to get him out of the car because it was on fire...

And when muh Ryan's car flipped over and landed upside down...and when his car caught on fire.

Man, all the things that make Nascar better than a suspense movie!

Clint finishing the 07 Daytona 500 ON HIS ROOF and on fire.......

Damn! I wonder if I can find that video clip.

That must be one of the most terrifying experiences, being inside a burning car.

Remember when JPM's car was on fire...and he just SAT THERE!!! They didn't even put it out at first! Then he finally gets out and slowly walks away.

WTH!

I know!

Apaprently those guys only get the car or him or something and dont put out fires....when a car is on FIRE with a driver in there, I think maybe everyone should go into fireman mode!!!!

If that ever happens to Clinty there will be an awful lot of uproar from Nova Scotia to nascar, I can tell ya that much!!

Give 'em hell, girl!!!

Really if the fire isn't in the front of the car the drivers can't see it since they are strapped in. So its up to the spotter to tell him. Nascar makes the cars have a fire extinguisher inside the car so if the fuel tank catches or lines then the fire gets put out. I think its so hot in the cars during a race hell the driver wouldn't even know if it was on fire. They use to get scorched from them dumping water on themselves during the race, the water would puddle up in there seats and get so hot it scorched there ass's! OUCH! Just a quick fact from your 1 and only Kyle Busch 18 combos, snickers, interstate, M&M's, pedigree fan.

Ice will heal their scorched tushes right up, yes, sir.

OK, Mikey. Very funny. We pick you to crash and you don't. Then we don't pick you and you wind up crashing - and also losing part of your car.

i forgot to pick a wrecker for kansas

My pick for dega is going to be half the field, so I am just going to say 1/2 of the shitters and 1/3 of the chasers will wreck at dega. Is that a fair pick? I mean you really can't narrow it down. I will get some pics when I am there and wave at everyone if I can find the dam tv camera. I will do something really redneck so everyone will see me, and you guys will know what Rowdy me looks like. Go Kyle, keep bring up the rear.

lmao, thats fair tim because i was gonna put 1/2 the field for dega

the easiest spot to get on camera is down by where they do raceday or whatever its called. you'll see them.

i dare ya to make an 88 sign........a NICE one!!!

Tim - make an 88, 07 and 12 sign. Then we'll pick you out like a sore thumb!

OK, we need a shitter list to make this official, even though I can pretty much figure it out on my own.

So...if y'all are gonna pick 1/2 the crowd, this is MY pick - ANYONE but Carl, Clint, Ryan, Kevin, and the Biff.

LuvMyRyan12 wrote:Ice will heal their scorched tushes right up, yes, sir.

Excuse me while I go to the ice machine....

TIM, if you dont do something insane on TV Im gonna be sad

HAHAHA

And Drina too! You guys better REPRESENT while you are there!!!

Jeanine and I will be watching like HAWKS.

Hmmm...my wrecker pick? I like how you guys put it...but Im gonna say WALTRIP and JUAN PABLO WRECKTOYA....in addition to 1/2 the field and NOT JR KYLE CLINT OR RYAN.

hahaha we are bastards, I tell ya

But we LOOOOOOOOOVE it!!!

I LOVE THAT SMILEY MORE THAN ANY OTHER ONE IN HERE!!!!!

ill make a sign for you guys, but i need ideas i wont know where tim is, but i agree, hes gotta do something to get your attention and mine if im close

If you guys have 88&18 World or Uncensored on it, we should be able to find you....If you guys find each other there it will be AWESOME!!!

Ok Girls I don't know where to write this that we would all see but i think this is a good place. If for some reason someone runs naked across the track its just me after a few beers kidding, i gotta be serious here, but its so hard because I am always rowdy! Ok on a serious note, if you don't see me around for a few weeks its because I don't have internet. I am about to make a move out from my previous living arrangements, which deals with not wanting to be in the 5 year relationship that i have been living in. I will be in a better place and am feeling really good about it, and will be even more rowdy when i get there. So don't worry I am good and will be back and rowdy, more then ever. Either this is my mid life crises or a side affect from 3 weeks of poor 18 performance, but either way I will take it in stride. The glass is always half full for me. GO 18

Good luck, Tim. We're here for you!

HA! Yea, just like that guy running around in those checkered boxers - LMFAO!!! Was that Carpentier? I can't remember. Those Nascar guys are so awesome and funny.

Steph - yes, the Bastard Inside is one of my faves too. I like the sledgehammer F.O. one when I get REALLY worked up.

Alas, I won't be able to see the pre-show goodies (SUCKS!) but I shall be there for the race!

Tim, we are always here for you, dont forget!!!!