Jeff, Dale Jr, Jimmie, and Mark
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Re: Jeff, Dale Jr, Jimmie, and Mark
Makes me very .
Oh, here's what a NASCAR knitting person said about Jimmie hurting his finger(forgive me, but I got a laugh out of it):
"Jimmie repeatedly refers to himself as “just an asshole from El Cajon.” I believe he’s proving that over and over…"
Oh, here's what a NASCAR knitting person said about Jimmie hurting his finger(forgive me, but I got a laugh out of it):
"Jimmie repeatedly refers to himself as “just an asshole from El Cajon.” I believe he’s proving that over and over…"
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Bahahahah!!
Thats funny!! But, I dont see him being an asshole NEAR enough....Hmmm talk about a conflict of interest here.....
Thats funny!! But, I dont see him being an asshole NEAR enough....Hmmm talk about a conflict of interest here.....
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Re: Jeff, Dale Jr, Jimmie, and Mark
I'm just hoping that he's not referring to the way he is with Chandie.
Chandie (making a phone call hand gesture), you call us, girl, if he ever gives you any shit.
Chandie (making a phone call hand gesture), you call us, girl, if he ever gives you any shit.
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Yeah.
We may talk shit about you in here, but us ladies ALWAYS stick up for each other!!!
We may talk shit about you in here, but us ladies ALWAYS stick up for each other!!!
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Especially when we know that a woman loves her man and would do anything for him.
I heard that Jimmie's a bit of a flirt, that's why I'm on my guard with him.
I heard that Jimmie's a bit of a flirt, that's why I'm on my guard with him.
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And...if he wins a 4th Cup...we'll give his and Chad's testicles to Kitty.
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No way??
(about the flirting, not the testes)
Well well.
Although, we all flirt...he just cant TOUCH.
Or we do it for you
(Which, actually, doesnt sound like a good deterrent, so nevermind that)
(about the flirting, not the testes)
Well well.
Although, we all flirt...he just cant TOUCH.
Or we do it for you
(Which, actually, doesnt sound like a good deterrent, so nevermind that)
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I read a fan's thread post about meeting Jimmie and saying that he was a bit of a flirt.
True, we all flirt a little bit, but I suppose that I didn't find that very professional.
True, we all flirt a little bit, but I suppose that I didn't find that very professional.
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No, I dont either.
But, I cant totally poo poo it - Id be lapping it up if Clint was doing it to me
Hell, if any driver you got to meet was like "hey how are ya", I cant see any of us telling him to fuck off on the horse he rode in on.....
hehehe
But, I cant totally poo poo it - Id be lapping it up if Clint was doing it to me
Hell, if any driver you got to meet was like "hey how are ya", I cant see any of us telling him to fuck off on the horse he rode in on.....
hehehe
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LMFAO!
Kevin (assuming he's single): "Well hey there, what's your name?"
Us: "Ugh, go away!"
I'd probably blush a little (in Jim's instance), then say something like, "So, where's Chandie?"
FUCK CHANDIE, WHERE THE HELL IS CHAAAAAAAAAAD!
Kevin (assuming he's single): "Well hey there, what's your name?"
Us: "Ugh, go away!"
I'd probably blush a little (in Jim's instance), then say something like, "So, where's Chandie?"
FUCK CHANDIE, WHERE THE HELL IS CHAAAAAAAAAAD!
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Chandi wouldnt even be a concern for me...
then again, I'd have to keep an eye out for her...she may be a stick but I dont need her trying to head butt me from 50 feet just cause Im looking at her man
then again, I'd have to keep an eye out for her...she may be a stick but I dont need her trying to head butt me from 50 feet just cause Im looking at her man
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Psh, you couldn't feel that head butt. Hmmm, however...you may still need to be careful, because her skull could cut you, it's so sharp.
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Thats my concern. hahaha
A punctured lung or something
A punctured lung or something
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Oh shit, I've had one of those. Not good.
Make her pay for the medical bill.
Make her pay for the medical bill.
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Hmm....thats a good idea!
Sue the bag and then Jimmeh will have to leave her because she is too much of a liability...
Meh. Nahhh.... Ill just be sooky to Clinty and see where it gets me
"Chandra hit me....get her!!"
Sue the bag and then Jimmeh will have to leave her because she is too much of a liability...
Meh. Nahhh.... Ill just be sooky to Clinty and see where it gets me
"Chandra hit me....get her!!"
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The smell of the engine and burning rubber fills the air as Clint gets the Chevy into gear...
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Hehehehehe take THAT!!
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Jeanine stands on the sidelines with her pom pons and gym shoes...and spare tires for Clinty.
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Whooo!!!! And Steph stands there giving the evil eye and cheering Clinty on
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Oh, I thought you'd be riding shotgun.
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I wanted to, but he didnt want me too see that side of him, hehe
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Ahhh. He only wants to be rough to you in the bedroom.
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These ladies have the best view.
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"Aghh, halp!"
"Hey, Chad. Looks like Steph and Jeanine got a little too excited and fell into the engine. Should we help them out?"
"Hmmmm. I dunno, I kinda like the view from here."
"Hey, Chad. Looks like Steph and Jeanine got a little too excited and fell into the engine. Should we help them out?"
"Hmmmm. I dunno, I kinda like the view from here."
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Chad has finally cracked.
What this...Jimmie Johnson, and the 2 people that drive him the craziest.
What this...Jimmie Johnson, and the 2 people that drive him the craziest.
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