Jeff, Dale Jr, Jimmie, and Mark

Newmanation39 wrote:Ahhh. He only wants to be rough to you in the bedroom.

Precisely

God he is so not sexy with that facial hair. I just cant get around it.

Grizzly Adams goes NASCAR.

But Jimmie does look genuinely concerned for us ladies.

Yeah, he does. Almost like "gahh thats gotta hurt" or "uhh, I dunno if we can get them out without hurting something"

LOL! Well THEY'LL be the ones hurting if they don't help us!

Exactly!

Dont make Clinty and Ryan come over here...they will take over

"Get the hell outta the way, boys!"

Ugh

I cant. I just cant!

It makes his arms look hairier

Is that not one of the gawdiest fucking things you've ever seen?!?

OMG, he looks like he should be in one of those 70's cop shows.

Chad, Thank You.

Its just too hard to concentrate with the heebie jeebies all around

That reminds me of that quote from "Nightmare Before Christmas":

"Oooooh, Jimmie (it was Jack), you make wounds OOZE and flesh CRAAAAWL!"

Why are Chad's pants so fucking LOOSE?!?

DAMN!!! Oh, you're gonna be feelin' the Banger Sisters' wrath.

Newmanation39 wrote:Why are Chad's pants so fucking LOOSE?!?

That's a Banger Sister comment if one ever existed

DEATH TO LOOSE PANTS!

What was the other one - something about pretty undies gets them every time?

Ah yes.

Mind control and pretty undies - gets 'em every time

That's it!!!

But, one good thing about the Jimmie pic - it gets better from the neck down.

Damn, my fellow Ravelry NASCAR posters are funny!

They were talking about Jimmie selling his soul, then someone else came along and said, "...granted, he has one. We all know that Chad had nothing to offer."

I offered my own 2 cents with that one. I said something along the lines of, "Well, he can always help the Devil out when he wants to cheat."

Bahhhaaaaa!!!

I love that one! "nothing to offer" - thats a classic piece of wordplay right there

Cracks me up every time I think of it.

But, the more I read of them, the more I'm disliking them. Besides, there are too many Chad fans around there to counter-attack us. And they talk about his wedding too. Fuckin'-A, that's the last thing I wanna talk about.

Those bitches.

We can take those bags out.

After all, NOBODY messes with the BANGER SISTERS!!