The Shitter's Club

CARL



(See, now you're here for the week, Mr. Edwards)
(in response to another post I made earlier in another forum)

Is it Duck Hunting season?

OH IT IS NOW!!!

Aww poor horsey

HAHA

i agree ragan smith should be shitter of the week, lol. the rules are plain and simple bud, dont pass under the yellow line next time! like on of the anouncers said.... "if that moves illegal on the 1st 187 laps of the race, then why would it change on the last lap?"

ragan smith, you're somewhat of a good driver, move on, follow the rules and maybe you'll get a win.

Here here!

He was running well all day - better luck next time

LuvMyRyan12 wrote:

i just wanna smack that smurc off his face

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Green's my hero!

I dunno, Drina, they already look pretty crappy, the both of them! I think if you just blew on Chad right there, he'd fall over!

lol, that smileys great!!!

oh well, id still smack him b/c i wanted too, lol

OK, I'll join in.

Count me in too!
We can tag team and be like green there

--Jimmie just looks like hes saying screw off to all of us

I love your new avvie, Steph!!! Kickass!

Tag teams rule!

Oh yea, Jimmie? Well FUCK OFF to you too, Princess!

Thanks!!!!
Its really similar to Drina's, now that I think of it...but its BUBBLES, it just has to be similar!!!
And whats even lovlier is that I want nothing more right now than to fly into this screen and steal that gum....

I would trip if I saw a bubble-blowing Ryan.

Yea, I'd definitely chew Ryan's gum.

I'm getting that gum...

And Ill do it hands-free too

Mouth-swappin' gum. Yum!

i need a jr one too!

I'll bet Junior's too cute chewing gum!

THIS man, right here.....this is THE shitter! Jimmie and Chad, eat your hearts out.

OH! THIS JUST SEALS IT FOR ME!!!!
CARL IS THIS WEEK'S SHITTER AND ALREADY FOR NEXT WEEK TOO:

(From Nascar.com)

Edwards, Harvick get into altercation at LMS garage

CONCORD, N.C. -- Carl Edwards has a lot going on, as if chasing Jimmie Johnson for a Sprint Cup championship wasn't enough.

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The deal with me and Harvick is between me and him and there's nothing else to talk about. We know where each other stand and that's it.
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Carl Edwards has had to mend fences with Roush Fenway Racing teammates after wrecking them at Talladega last weekend. He also was under heavy criticism and name calling from fellow Chase driver Kevin Harvick, who was incidentally collected in Edwards' wreckage. That was then.

This is now. Edwards was bombarded with questions regarding a physical altercation that broke out between him and Harvick inside the Nationwide Series garage Thursday at Lowe's Motor Speedway. The dispute resulted in a dented hood on Harvick's No. 33 entry, according to a Nationwide Series driver who witnessed the scuffle.

When asked to address the issue, Edwards said, "The deal with me and Harvick is between me and him and there's nothing else to talk about. We know where each other stand and that's it."

Witnesses said Edwards approached Harvick in the Nationwide garage and the two exchanged sharp words, after which Harvick turned to walk away and Edwards grabbed him. Harvick then turned and shoved Edwards onto the hood of the No. 33 car, after which a Harvick crew member placed Edwards in a headlock.

At that point the altercation apparently was broken up. Officials from NASCAR had no comment, stating that the incident is a non-issue.

With six wins this season, Edwards was thought to be a championship favorite. But now he is 72 points out from Chase leader Johnson, a margin that was widened after Edwards' overly anxious driving in Talladega last week.

Edwards was pushing his teammate Greg Biffle down the back straightaway and into Turn 3 when his No. 99 spun Biffle around and collected several other cars (watch video).

"I looked at the tape last week," Edwards said. "I ended up getting too far off center from his bumper. I had no hint of the loose characteristics and I just got too far off center. It happened so quick we were both surprised. It's a bad feeling."

His anxiety has yet to subside. Refocused maybe, but not gone.

"After that race I wish we could've started this race as fast as we could get here. That's how racing goes. When it's not going so well you just want to go race and get back on top so I'm excited about this race," he said.

While Harvick was less than forgiving, criticizing Edwards for hanging in the back all day during the AMP Energy 500, playing it too safe and calling him a "pansy," Biffle said he understands.

"All we can do is learn from it and go on and move forward. There's nothing I'm going to do about it now, I've lost the points, we've wrecked the cars and it's going to do no good to point fingers," Biffle said. "I'm not mad at Carl. Carl made a mistake. I watched the tape -- he was over-anxious or over-excited ... I'm not mad at him."

Edwards said he has a lot of intensity on the track, evident by his banzai move on Johnson in Kansas two weeks ago, another incident for which the driver was criticized.

"I go out there and race as hard as I can and sometimes it doesn't work out," Edwards said. "This is me and how I do things and it's been a good year."

Still, Edwards is regretful.

"The first thing you think, man, I lost all these points, but then the worst part of it is what happened to Travis [Kvapil] and Greg and Harvick and Dale [Earnhardt Jr.] and Matt [Kenseth]," Edwards said. "It ended up costing a lot of people. I've been got up in wrecks and I can tell you that starting them is the only thing worse than getting caught in one, that's for sure."

Edwards is ready for the dust to settle and get back to business, winning his first Cup championship, a feat that seemingly was within reach in 2005 but the first-year driver lacked experience.

"I was real naïve in 2005 as far as points are concerned. I didn't even know what we had there, you know?" he said. "I think now I'm more grateful for sure and I think I'm in a better position now."

Some racing veterans say you have to lose a championship before you can win one but Edwards isn't conceding this year.

"You can't count Jimmie out," Edwards said, before adding, "He's an unbelievable competitor but we are not far enough back yet."

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I dont give a SHIT if Carl says hes regretful or not, I dont believe it. You know, he starts to play dirty pool once he starts getting the heat on him - Clint is beating him in Nationwide so what does he do? On THREE occasions, either spins him out of the lead or wrecks him. And at Dega? Causes the BIG ONE. (And Im still not pleased with his "apology").

AND NOW?? I wish Kevin would have just hauled off and beat him one. Im so sick of Carl being a BIG BABY just because he cant get what he wants - both championships. BOO FREAKING HOO CARL. Deal with it.

Sigh

I needed to get that out. Carl messing with Clint is my thing. Now he's messing with Kevin too? I dunno if you have a problem with RCR Carl, but these ladies dont take well to that. You mess with our men, we mess with you.

And not only RCR but his own teammate, Matt! Carl and the Biff must be butt buddies or something, because the two of them are almost always on each other's side and bashing everyone else. Pricks.

Yeah, i was a little upset that Biff was standing up for him....damn that wonderful teammate-ness....then again, he was pissed last Sunday at him, and wasnt too pleased on TWIN either....

*sigh*

Hmmm, OK, perhaps I'll give the Biff a pass for that one, then.

And Carl already promised that he's not gonna back down again this weekend. Here we go - who's it gonna be this time, Duck?

If its another fucking hit on Clint in Nationwide I WILL LOSE IT.

Got that, Carl?

YOU DONT WANT THAT.

And I work with 9 lawyers who are backing me. Your money means nothing when it comes to this....I will win