The Shitter's Club

*Banging gavel on desk*

The Official Shitter's Club is now open. Please come in and feel free to leave any and all rants, curses, inuendos, flying fists and helmets, and anything else that you might have handy.

There is no doubt that Jimmie Johnson and Chad Knaus have made the Honorary title of Shitters of the Week due to the yellow flag not being dropped (how convenient is that) and for just being overly-arrogant, good-for-nothings. Their day will come, and when it does - I want FRONT ROW TICKETS to the event!

OK, who's got a kickass pair of steel-toe boots???

OOH ooh I love it here!

The decor is wonderful

Thank you, thank you. I try my best.

We can talk all kinds of goodies over Carl, 48, JPM, and anyone else who pisses off our drivers.

1. CARL: if you want to make things up to me, piss off with Clint and buy me something sparkily.

2. JIMMIE: stop being a bastard. In fact, CHAD, stop being an arrogant bastard. We all want someone else to win it. DEAL WITH IT.

3. JPM: you ever hit Clint like that again (ahem, daytona this year, you KNOW what Im talking about), I can guarantee you Carl will be taken off the list and you will be permanently etched in.

4. and NASCAR: if you are the reason that Kyle's car is crapping out these last races, I suggest you CUT THE SHIT. We're on to you. We are.

1. CARL: Get me something sparkly too - if you piss one of us off, you piss all of us off.
2. 48 TEAM: Stop being so damn fast with gearing up JJ's car - trip on a friggin' hose already!
3. JPM: Too many oopses
4. NASCAR: Ugh, gotten too many bribes.

...and some of me own:

5. HMS: Stop sucking Jeff's and Jimmie's you-know-whats! Did you ever stop to think that Casey and Junior are on your team too?!??
6. PENSKE: I don't even need to say anything, because you already know it, and you've got a number on your head.

"See, Jimmie. I TOLD you they were pissed!"

HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD THAT IS BRUTAL!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

1. Carl: YES, its true. Mess with one, mess with them all.

2. PENSKE: That means you too. The stench of bullshit is very strong and nothing takes that smell away better than a diamond tennis bracelet. By the way, I suggest you get a new boardroom desk too. Thats all I have to say.

3. HMS: HELLO?? You DO have FOUR drivers, remember? And let us look at something. JR: wins this season: 1. GORDON: wins this season: 0. DO THE FREAKING MATH. - And by the way, when Casey comes over to RCR, let it be known that he will be happier than hes ever been with you. AND, lest we forget, a HAPPY driver is a WINNING driver.

4. CHAD: That's ONE.

lol, well i may not be a gordon fan, but i do feel bad for him this year. winless so far has gotta suck, but now he knows what it feels like. and jimmie..................... off

It hurts just looking at that pic. I wonder if anyone would see that pic online on Photobucket if they did a "Chad" search. Well, Steph, I could've also put a bruise on his forehead from a serious headbutt. But those hurt the doer as well, so that's no good.

Yes, now Jeff knows what it feels like indeed. I should feel sorry for him, but I just can't bring myself around to it. I could just see him and Steve saying, "SEE? We told you we're still the best!"

There's power in fingers...

lol, yeh you're right. i cant stand the 24 cc.....UGH

Steve Letarte and Chad must have been separated at birth. Chad's dad was a cc too...I can only imagine what HE must've been like. Damn, I feel sorry for that driver!

Of course, who knows? It could just be all Chad. You never know with family - we're all weird that way.

Hey, Steph. Remember us talking about causing owwies then making them better? Herbal compresses will heal up any black eye.

OK, now THIS is freaky. I got these from several online genealogy sites:

The meaning of the surname KNAUS is - one who was very daring and bold.

KNAUS: German: Arrogant;daring

arrogant.........got that right

I laughed out loud when I read that!

NO FREAKING WAY!!
Well well, it ALLLLL makes sense now!

And here is my quota for the bunch:

What does BOWYER mean?
Sexy, funny, life-loving GOD?

HAHAH

LOL! I'm still trying to find it. I'm sure it's something around those lines.

It HAS TO BE.
I mean, really. It only makes sense

I think Johnson means Princess.

It does.

JOHNSON adj. [jon-sen]: From the later nascar-esque era, meaning 'one who whines'; can also be found under 'never jokes around'; SEE also 'Cheating Crew Chief"

That's what I need to still do! Off to the surname sites I go...

You did good!!!

Yea!!! I couldn't find Kenseth, Harvick or Earnhardt though.

I wonder who the Shitter of the Week for Talladega will be...

Unfortunately, I can already think of who it's gonna be. HEY! Let's see if Chad and Jimmie can make a 3-peat in here!

that wouldnt be hard for them to achieve in here

Yea, that's an easy win, isn't it?