Ready for a laugh, the Sequel - Still LMAO!
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Re: Ready for a laugh, the Sequel - Still LMAO!
Uh oh Jeanine, looks like he got into your desk again....
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Re: Ready for a laugh, the Sequel - Still LMAO!
LMFAO over the dog!
HAHAHA, oh bad squirrel! Damn, I'm gonna have to put the Reese's elsewhere.
HAHAHA, oh bad squirrel! Damn, I'm gonna have to put the Reese's elsewhere.
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Re: Ready for a laugh, the Sequel - Still LMAO!
U know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:
means a smile and
is a frown.
Sometimes these
Are represented by
:-)
:-(
Well, how about some
'ASSICONS?'
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out
Of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
means a smile and
is a frown.
Sometimes these
Are represented by
:-)
:-(
Well, how about some
'ASSICONS?'
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out
Of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
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Re: Ready for a laugh, the Sequel - Still LMAO!
this is totally priceless,I Love it1
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Re: Ready for a laugh, the Sequel - Still LMAO!
Bahahahaha!!
That is totally priceless!!!
That is totally priceless!!!
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Re: Ready for a laugh, the Sequel - Still LMAO!
An ass that's been around....yikes!
Smart Ass is my fave.
Smart Ass is my fave.
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Re: Ready for a laugh, the Sequel - Still LMAO!
Yep, this is gonna be Lana...
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HAHA I love the FAIL pics!!!
Aww! Lana can be my poker buddy
Aww! Lana can be my poker buddy
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Re: Ready for a laugh, the Sequel - Still LMAO!
Ok, cool! She'll pass you that Aces card with her foot.
I know, the camera's my fave.
I know, the camera's my fave.
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Re: Ready for a laugh, the Sequel - Still LMAO!
Children Writing About the Ocean...
1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
(Kelly, age 6)
2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)
3) - If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. (, age 7)
4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson . She's not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6)
5) - A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy, age
6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and pots and comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6)
7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans. (William, age 7)
- Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen, age 6)
9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy, age 6)
10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jelly fish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves in to chargers
(Christopher, age 7)
11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin, age 6)
12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky, age
13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her big fat ass. (Julie, age 7)
14) - The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't drown I don't know. (Bobby, age 6)
15) - My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean. What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom. (James, age 7)
1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
(Kelly, age 6)
2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)
3) - If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. (, age 7)
4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson . She's not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6)
5) - A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy, age
6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and pots and comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6)
7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans. (William, age 7)
- Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen, age 6)
9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy, age 6)
10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jelly fish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves in to chargers
(Christopher, age 7)
11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin, age 6)
12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky, age
13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her big fat ass. (Julie, age 7)
14) - The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't drown I don't know. (Bobby, age 6)
15) - My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean. What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom. (James, age 7)
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Re: Ready for a laugh, the Sequel - Still LMAO!
HAHAH!
Thats so cute!
You really cant mimic the innocence of kids, thats for damn sure!
Thats so cute!
You really cant mimic the innocence of kids, thats for damn sure!
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Re: Ready for a laugh, the Sequel - Still LMAO!
I laughed out loud when I got that at work yesterday. OMG, 9 and 10 are priceless.
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L0L! those are funny!!!!
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Re: Ready for a laugh, the Sequel - Still LMAO!
I wonder, though, if some of those are real. It just doesn't seem like how a child would talk.
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yeh, i was thinking the same thing with some of those
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Re: Ready for a laugh, the Sequel - Still LMAO!
Like the one about the kid with the multiple problems. I mean, that's not funny, but it is, you know?
Boy do I need a FUCKING laugh today.
Boy do I need a FUCKING laugh today.
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Re: Ready for a laugh, the Sequel - Still LMAO!
Hmm...two guys walk into a bar...
Gah I dont have anything. haha
Gah I dont have anything. haha
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Re: Ready for a laugh, the Sequel - Still LMAO!
LMFAO! Haha....yea, I don't have anything either.
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I LOVE THE FERRET PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I know, I laughed so friggin' hard when I saw that.
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