Jimmie's Java House

Not liking the hair here either. Ew

But he has me with those cheeks. OMG, I'd hold onto them and wouldn't let go. So he'd be walking around all over the place with me attached to his face.

I could do that with Clint!

"Um, Chad, who is that?"
"Who?"
"That woman on your face"

Steph, you just brought my mojo back.

OH MY GOD....I'm sure you can imagine the thought that just raced through my mind.

Hahahaha yes!!!

Oh damn, that's an old picture. I just realized that there's only 1 Cup on the car.

Dangit, Chad's already got one hand on him! Jimmie, you bitch.

Hehehehe

Chad you tease!!

Psh, no kidding.

BITCH SLAP TIME!!!!!!!!!

"Hey, Jimmie, about last night..."
Jimmie (embarrassed), "CHAD! Not in front of the team!"

Ugh get a room!

Some of us dont care to see the PDA!!

hahaha

PDA?

You know that's gotta hurt. She probably pours on the aloe vera afterwards.

PDA - public display of affection

(I know, its sooo jr high)

Ahhh, I see.

Yes, I agree. Unless, of course, it's us with the drivers...

Hmmm..thats true...but even then, I wouldnt be all over the place when the cameras are on....I dont need my ass all over the internet!!

(I dont think (THANK GOD) that Clint is really PDA-ish anyways - Ive only ever seen one picture of him and Athena kissing, and thats all....and let us all pray I never see him and Lorra)!

Ugh, indeed!

But we must see PDA with Jimmie and Chad.

There're enough pictures of Ryan and Krissie kissing, and Kevin and DeLana are always holding onto each other, as though one's gonna blow away or something....and Matty and Katie are ALWAYS kissing - they're Siamese twins joined at the lips.

Really? I havent noticed Matty and Katie....although DeLana always has her arm linked with Kevin's I must say.

And as for Krissie? Im sure she just wants his fans out there to cringe whenever they see her

Um, yea, I do cringe, but that's mainly because the woman herself makes me wanna hurl.

Hey, I found this while surfing the web for more juicy Knaus/Johnson pics.

I guess this is his fiancee, Lisa Rocklemann or however the fuck you spell her name. Yea, she looks like a cold bitch...you have to be in order to put up with his sorry ass.

Um, Chad? Way to fuck up the dress code with the sneakers from the early 90s.....

HAHAHAHA she DOES look like she could be a supreme bitch

She's fucking short too. He's 6'1", and she just comes up to his chin...in 3-inch heels.

Jesus, I'd come up to his chin in flats.

Is it just me, or does superficiality meet superficiliaity? Is that even a word?

His sneakers don't even have laces??? He needs a white or black shirt, the purple looks totally gay on him.

Wow, this is fun, tearing apart his pictures.

Not to mention she could fucking cut your skin open with that face of hers. Jesus, that nose and jawline.

OK, I'll stfu now.

There....this is warming my heart up already. Now I'm Nice Jeanine once again and peace is restored in the Kingdom. At least, until he wins again anyway...



Um, is Jimmie talking about us with his hands?

HAHAHAHA!

1) your rant is awesome!!! I love the picking apart of the picture!!!!!!

2) Those pictures of Jimmie are DEFINITELY nice today...hehehehehehe ahhhhhhhh

Yep, the one of him with his hands over his "breasts" is awesome!

Jimmie makes me smile, especially when he's not winning. That's a mean thing to say, but I can't hide it.