Jimmie's Java House

OK, Steph, here's a safe haven for you and I to talk all-things Jimmeh.

I finally saw that 30-second bitch-fit clip of Jimmie's. But, you know, considering the situation, I kind of don't blame him. And, of course, there's Chad on the audio all cool and collected saying conceited shit like, "Well, I knew that was gonna happen." Chad, STFU. Really. Then, if you're such a genius, why didn't you fix it, instead of having your driver cruising around with a busted engine?!

I also thought his temper was kinda sexay. Rawrrr. Shows the other side of Jimmeh.



You know, I think you and I need to plan a time to meditate on Jimmie shaving. Then that way, our energies will be combined, so perhaps the vibes will be stronger and reach Jimmie quicker. Then maybe he'll do something about it.

Eh, never hurts to try.

This is great!!

That pic is really cute, too

I think you're right. There needs to be a time where we can focus everything squarely onto him shaving. -Because, lets be honest, its really hard to think anything near dirty with him when the threat of beard burn is always looming.....

This is my buddy who I think resembles Jimmie....am I nuts???

Wow, old memories are coming back for me. Actually, it was about a year ago. Yep. Oh well. I'm seeing Reeses Peanut Butter cups, Shell gas stations and the US Army now.

I still go to Lowe's though. They usually have stuff that Home Depot doesn't (sorry, Joey).

What time do you go to sleep, Steph? On Friday nights, it's usually around 11-ish for me, but that would be too late for you probably.

Huh...yea, he does a little bit, especially in the eyes. That's cool!

What a lovely bride.

OH! There's a priest that reminds me so much of Jimmie. Bad, huh? He has those sleepy brown eyes and haircut.

That's the last thing I need hanging on my karma ass - lusting after a flippin' priest. I'm going to Hell for sure (if there is such a place). Oh, well. At least I'll finally be able to be constantly nice and warm.

Hey! Jimmie's gonna sing with some country singer in a few days at a concert. Let's go, then we can get piss-ass drunk and get up there and sing along with them.

Newmanator1 wrote:

What time do you go to sleep, Steph? On Friday nights, it's usually around 11-ish for me, but that would be too late for you probably.

It depends on what Im up to. If I have nothing to do, Ill go to bed around 11 or 12 and pass out shortly thereafter. But, if Im doing something, it could be anytime, really

Newmanator1 wrote:Huh...yea, he does a little bit, especially in the eyes. That's cool!

They do, dont they? I told him that if he had a 48 hat on he could be able to pass for him!

Newmanator1 wrote:That's the last thing I need hanging on my karma ass - lusting after a flippin' priest. I'm going to Hell for sure (if there is such a place). Oh, well. At least I'll finally be able to be constantly nice and warm.

Hahaha we always said that at least all of the fun people will be there! LOL
--And, like Homer Simpson says, there are ribs all the time!!

Newmanator1 wrote:Hey! Jimmie's gonna sing with some country singer in a few days at a concert. Let's go, then we can get piss-ass drunk and get up there and sing along with them.

No shit??

Oh Im SOOOO in!!

Yea, it was on my JJ Foundation email this morning. "There's still time to buy tickets!"

I know, all the kickass peeps are Down Under. Hell, the hot place to be.

And look....Jimmie has the flame guitar!

"Hey, Chad. Go do something else for a while. I've got the Ladies in here with me!"

PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

It's PARTY TIME in the Java House!!!
Steph, God help me. I think I'm getting used to the beard.

I wrote this "remake" last year, back when my psychosis was much greater. This is Dee Clark's oldie "Hey, Little Girl".

Hey, little Jimmie in the Lowe's sportsuit.
Gee, but I'd like to know you better
Just a-winnin' races and chewin' gum
Lookin' just like a juicy plum
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, little Jimmie.

Hey, little Jimmie in the blue silk stockin's
Gee, but you got us fans' hearts rockin'
A-wearin' that crazy skin-tight suit and that crazy Lowe's shirt
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, little Jimmie

Hey, little Jimmie, can I come along?
Carry your helmet; and a-hold your Gatorade?
I'm hopin' that you'll tell me yes, because you're the driver that I love best
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, mm-mm

Hey, little Jimmie in the Lowe's sportsuit.
Gee, I hope you're feelin' better
Not just like the time before, 'member when Jeff slammed you into the wall?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, little Jimmie.

Hey!, little Jimmie
Hey, hey, hey. little Jimmie
Mm-mm

Newmanator1 wrote:It's PARTY TIME in the Java House!!!
Steph, God help me. I think I'm getting used to the beard.

Noo noo nooo!!!

No beard! We must revolt!!!

Thats a great song!!!

But, Jimmie, remember what we said?? No wins yet, just no being hurt!!

Yes, I'll be happy for him for this win...just no more Cups, please. I can't handle that, I'm sorry. You understand, Jimmie.

---pats him on the back---

Good boy.

Well, I prefer the shaven look, of course. Haha, they were all giving him grief over it this weekend, that was funny.

I dunno, he just seemed so humble and not cocky at all yesterday. Maybe it was just me.

Hmm...maybe he was....to be honest, I didnt really watch the interview stuff with him afterwards......but I will watch Victory Lane tonight, so Ill make up for it

You mean This Week in NASCAR? Does Victory Lane get repeated tonight?

Oh sorry, I have it taped from last night, I just havent seen it yet

--Twin will have Biff tonight!! WHOO!!

Ahhh, gotcha.

Yay, Biff! Haha, have you seen the commercial for TWIN, with Mikey's wide smile?

Hmm....I think so.......I remember seeing something like that and I was like, "I love this show and Mikey!!"

Poor Mikey. I swear. Talk about being cursed on the track.

He's still doing good as an owner....I think this year he might hang up the driving shoes and end up taking over the owner role 100%...and the TWIN role, as well

He's doing great as an owner with Ambrose and Reutimann. I will agree with Chad when he said on NP, "Yea, it's not so great for Mikey but great for his team!"

I just thought of something.

You remember that motivational poster that you posted way back when about that kid and coloring (he fucking LOVES it!). Haha, remember the look on his face?!?

Well, here's our own version:

THE UNCENSORED LADIES
Jimmie fucking LOVES them!