Will you be my Valentine???

OH GOD!!! Did I tell y'all about the Cardiologist joke at his funeral???

No...please tell!!

There was a cardiologist who died and wanted to be cremated. So, at his funeral, there is a large heart that opens up, and the coffin slowly enters the crematory. Once inside, the heart closes.

Everyone is all "awww".

Then, out of nowhere, there's a burst of loud laughter from the back.

The man who laughed said, "Oh, man. I'm a gynecologist, I can only imagine what's gonna be at MY funeral!"

LOL, you guys know me too well when it comes to danica.

larry, just keep her far away from me or there will be some and

dont make me kick your valentines ass

Bitch slapping and catfight. Who's wearing the thong in that pic?

hell, not me! LMAO, i didnt even notice that

Hmmm, I wonder if that's edible underwear. That'd make a nice V-Day gift.

Now y'all know what random thoughts pass through my head throughout the day.

LMFAO 39! its cool, i have my moments too and there arent any smileys to express them

Agreed. We need smiley software.

Has anyone ever had those edible undies??

I can only imagine they taste nasty....chemical, almost.

But that's just my guess

I heard that they taste like those fruit roll-ups.

No way!!

Mmmmm that sounds good now, I love fruit roll ups!!

Me 2.

But I'm sure they'd also taste kind of plastic-y.

I think so too

-They make me wonder cause they likely dissolve with moisture....soooo.......

2 for the price of 1.

HEHEHEEE!!!!

I love that one. Its so cute and matter of factly.

Hehehehehe Clinty, does it sparkle?????

Mmmmmmmm...it miiiiight.

I have the biggest, stupidest grin on my face right now

No worries. I'm sitting here LOL.

I won't be on here again until Monday so I want to wish everyone a happy Valentine's Day and Daytona 500 now. Not sure if I'll be getting anything this year, but what-the hell-ever. I love all you guys in here, and that means so much to me.

Enjoy!

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO YOU TOO!!!!!

You guys are my valentines!!! Clinty will have to stand aside for a second!!

Y'all are my Valentine too!

LMAO! oh god that dude above is freakin hilarious!

i dont have a valentine this yr, so my day's gonna suck. sooo, i'll say it too, you guys are my valentines also.

Awww, Drina. I thought for sure that Ron wasn't gonna get me anything because he seemed so preoccupied with the move and all, but I did get a very nice card.

Drina, WE LOVE YOU, and don't EVER forget it!!!