Balls to the Wall in the US Army

Awww!!! Thats so cute!!

DAMMIT, There is never a middle name...maybe he doesnt have one??? Gahahhhhh

Hahha! I'm sure it's out there, somewhere.

Hey, his updated website is friggin' awesome, Clint's!

OH MY GOD ITS WEDNESDAY

BLOG DAY!!!!!!!!


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH be right back!!!

Bahh its not up yet.

Maybe he writes Wednesdays and its posted Thursdays

Yea, I'd give it another 24 hours.

Hopefully it won't be delayed because of the races and all.

I got all excited there

I almost couldnt type fast enough

LOL!

Well, Larry just informed me that Ryan blew his engine, so he'll be starting at the back of the pack at the Duel.

Chad, if you had ANYTHING to do with this...you better run for your fucking life.

Haha! I think Jimmy's ass doesnt look too bad there...and yes, Ryan's front looks quite nice as well...hehehehe

I just love it when a picture stops your heart. Its one of the feelings that doesnt happen often enough in life but just enough that you know its special

Hey, those two are the bootleggers. Have you seen that yet??? OMG, I need to get it again.

Yea, the heart-stopping pics are nice, but it takes me from to .

Piggy to sad??? Why for???

Man, I havent seen that!!! I havent seen it around here

It's HILARIOUS!!! You'll be in tears. You see these cops chasing these bootleggers (talking about NASCAR's history) and you're like, "WTF, that's RYAN AND JIMMIE!"

Ryan's all, "Step on it, Jimmie!"
Yea, Jimmie, let Ryan take the wheel. Jimmie's in a white t-shirt with a black leather cap, and Ryan's in overalls and a farmer-type hat. Too cute!

Ryan's pics make me sad because it's wishful thinking, I suppose.

OK, I sure hope Ryan isn't one of our Guests, because what I'm about to type may seem very superficial, but here it goes.

I was on the ryannewman.org site and was looking at the benefits of being a member. Here are the issues I have:

#1 - I don't really need a 10% discount for track stuff because I don't go to races
#2 - I don't want to get in line for an autograph on RaceDay because I'd be SO embarrassed to see him
#3 - I don't want to go to Fan Appreciation Day each year, because I don't want to be around all those bitches that are my competition, they can kiss my ass

But the t-shirt would be cool.

This should brighten your day that much more:

This one's like mine!!!!

HOLY SHIT!!! What's the website?!?!?!?



THANK YOU! Awww, look at that smile.

I see your point about the fan club. Did you check out what is in Clint's????

Duuuude I cant wait to join it! I cant go to the appreciation day (and dont think I would - I dont want him seeing me as just another one of those crazy bags) but the other stuff is wicked!!

Are you trying to give me a heart attack?

Do you ever wonder how long it takes to sit through all those poses?

No, I haven't seen Clint's club goodies. I'll have to check it out.

I'm also thinking of Kasey.

Hehehehe if I do, so be it!!

Where they arent usually into the whole sit-smile-dont-move thing, it likely takes ages!!! hahaha

I would love to be at one of Clint's - and moreso if I was with him - Id get the best smiles and looks out of him...they are getting him to smile and Ill be in the corner lifting my skirt of doing a little dance for him...hehehehehe

WHOO! Yea, I'm sure that'll give him a nice little "lift".