Murder Marry Screw

ok, this is a fun game to play. i saw it on another site and it had this place written all it you pick 3 people (anyone you want) and the next person has to choose who they would murder, marry and screw. then that person posts the next set of options. ill start off and pick 3 guys for you girls and ill put a set of girls for you guys, if you wanna play. LETS HAVE SOME FUN!!!

brad pitt
jim carey
will ferrel

katie holmes
sarah michelle gellar
angelina jolie

OK, let's see if I can't play correctly:

Murder - Will Ferrel
Screw - Brad Pitt (if I must)
Marry - Jim Carrey (if I must)

Now I get to pick 3 more options and 3 more people?

yep 39, you pick 3 guys for the next person.

heres larrys picks...
Murder~~sarah Michelle Gellar
Marry~~Katie Holmes
screw~~Anjelina Jolie

for the guys again
Cher
Madonna
Alanis Moressette


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Jeff Gordon
Jimmie Johnson
Michael Waltrip

ooh, those are hard ones

murder- hmm, idk.......jimmie bc i dont like him, lol
marry- mikey
screw- OMG! i would never do jeff, but hes the only one left

brian vickers
steven wallace
kyle busch

LOL! I'd marry Mikey too. He's so funny and I looooooooove his hair!

Marry - Vickers
Murder - Wallace
Screw - yeesh...

Kasey Kahne
Billy Zane
Billy Bob Thornton

LMAO!!!! come on, you can say it hey i'd screw kyle out of those 3 too

can i marry and screw kasey??? lol

murder- whose billy zane? i guess him, lol
marry- KASEY KAHNE
screw- ugh, billy's old, but wth, LOL

steve latard (24 cc)
eury jr (88 cc)
kyle busch's cc (i cant remember his name)

Murder - Steve
Marry - Eury
Screw - Addington (hey, he's hot!)

This is Billy Zane (you still wanna murder him? He's an actor):


NEXT UP:
Jamie McMurray
Kurt Busch
Denny Hamlin

eh, he's ok, not as old as billy so ill screw him and hey, i think addingtons hot too, for an older guy

awwwwww, those are hard picks! i cant murder any of them...

murder- kurt (i really wouldnt. HELL NO, he's cool )
marry- jamie
screw- denny

leonardo decaprio
tom cruise
paul menard

Yea, I had a feeling the murder part would be hard. Sorry!

Murder - The Cruiser
Screw - Menard
Marry - DiCaprio

OK, how 'bout these guys:

Tom Hanks
Hulk Hogan
Will Smith

hmm, lets see.....i'd

murder- hulk hogan
marry- tom hanks
screw- will smith

kyle petty
ron hornaday
juan montoya

Murder - JPM (easy one, huh?)
Marry - Petty
Screw - Hornaday

They're all kinda scary, but those are my picks.

How about:

Mr. Rogers
Pee-Wee Herman
Mr. Kangaroo

It's time to get weird; it's nighttime.

aah man, really? those 3, damn, lol.....

if i must, id...
murder- mr kangaroo, whos this, lol
marry- mr rogers, ewwww
screw- pee wee, ugh

hmmm...
jerry springer
muary
dr phil

OKAY!!

I am so behind in this one, but I love it!! Okay, here are all of mine...hmmm


brad pitt - Screw
jim carey - Marry
will ferrel - I dont wanna do it, but I guess Murder


Jeff Gordon - Murder
Jimmie Johnson - Oh hello, screw his damn brains out (I cant help it, hes hot)
Michael Waltrip - Marry


brian vickers - Marry
steven wallace - Murder
kyle busch - Screw


Kasey Kahne - Ahhh....Marry
Billy Zane - Hmmm Screw I suppose
Billy Bob Thornton - Murder...hes creeepy


steve latard (24 cc) - Murder
eury jr (88 cc) Uh....Marry I suppose if I have to
kyle busch's cc (i cant remember his name) - Marry and Screw??


Jamie McMurray - Marry
Kurt Busch - Screw then feel real bad for the murder
Denny Hamlin - Screw


leonardo decaprio - Marry, guess
tom cruise - MURDER WITH A BLOODY HOOK
paul menard - Screw I suppose....


Tom Hanks - Screw cause I have to
Hulk Hogan - MURDER MURDER MURDER!
Will Smith - Marry


kyle petty - Screw (wow thats scary to think)
ron hornaday- Marry
juan montoya - MURDER!


Mr. Rogers - Screw
Pee-Wee Herman - Murder
Mr. Kangaroo - Captain Kangaroo? Yeah this is weird! Marry

jerry springer - Murder
muary - Screw
dr phil - Marry


That was neat and spooky and disturbing all at once!! HAHAHA

Clint
Brad
Kenny Wallace

--thats a hard one!! hehehehe enjoy ladies

OK, I promise not to do that anymore.

Kenny - MARRY! What a doll!
Screw - Clint (he's still yours, Steph!)
I don't want to murder Brad, he's too cool. Besides, Drina would have my head if I wrote that.

Next up:

Chad K.
Chad M.
Ryan N.

Hmmmm......

Chad K - MURDER (sorry, Ill let you screw him beforehand - at least the man will die with a smile)
Ryan N - Marry (he is so sweet)
Chad M - hmm...by process of elimination that makes him the screw...Im kinda impartial to it because I cant think of what he looks like.....hahaha


On deck:

Gil Martin (07 cc)
DW
Michael MacDowell

Chad K - MURDER (sorry, Ill let you screw him beforehand - at least the man will die with a smile) - LMAO!!! Just like The Joker says, "Go with a smile!"

DW - Murder (he has to say boogity boogity boogity again, though)
MacDowell - Marry - what a doll
Gil - Screw, I suppose

Let's see:

Paul McCartney
Billy Ray Cyrus
Mark Martin

murder- paul mccartney
marry- mark martin
screw- billy ray cyrus



mel gibson
eddie murphy
martin lawrence

Aww, poor Paul.

Murder - Martin Lawrence
Marry - Mel Gibson
Screw - Eddie, I suppose

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Mel Brooks
Dustin Hoffman
Ben Stiller

Mel Brooks - Murder
Dustin Hoffman - Screw
Ben Stiller - Marry

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Homer Simpson
Peter Griffin
House

Murder - Peter Griffin
Marry - Homer
Screw - House


Santa Claus
Antonio Banderas
John Travolta

Oh no, not Santa!!!

Santa Claus - Gonna have to say Marry
Antonio Banderas - Screw
John Travolta - Murder, I suppose

Hmmm that one was kinda hard....


Matty
Happy
Denny

I'd screw Happy in a friggin' heartbeat!!!
I'd marry Matty - awwww.
And I'd get some goodies in before killing Denny.


Richard Simmons
AJ Allmendinger
Sam Hornish Jr

sorry, im alittle late with larrys picks for this. i havent been here since last week and hes gonna play himself with the women untill HOPEFULLY tim or hallohell will see this and play too, lol

Murder~Alanis Morrisette
Marry~~Cher
Screw~~Madonna

NEW PICKS FOR THE GUYS:
Danica Patrick .....(ugh, larry how could you lol)
Anna Kornikova
Michelle Wie


i would:
murder- richard
marry- aj
screw- sam

NEW FOR GIRLS:
kasey kahne
casey mears
clint bowyer

Marry Clint
Screw Kasey
Murder Casey


Ryan Newman
The Biff
Tony Stewart