The NASCAR Dictionary

The sheer logistics of it are mind-boggling

The sheer logistics of anyone having lustful thoughts of Robby Gordon is mind-boggling.

Awesomelicious~~(verb)~~coolness to the point of deliciously awesome,better than just awesome! SHR is racing awesomeliciously right now in Sprint Cup! DO NOT SEE Robby Gordon,he is opposite of awesomelicious

Actually, it would be an adjective.

e=MC2

Clinteriffic: (adj.) - A describing word Steph occasionally uses when 1) Clint is all over the place on race weekend; 2) Things are looking good and Steph has a good feeling. Can also be used to describe Clint on a particularly excellent day.

We're gonna make millions off of this book!

Free Bastard Pass - When a driver that you don't like goes a lap down, then the little bastard gets the Lucky Dog Pass to get back on the lead lap.

See Bullshit and Jimmie Johnson

Duck-Hunting Season - February through November, free reign to hunt down the driver of the 99 Sprint Cup AFLAC car.

See Carl Edwards, the antihappy, asshole, steroids

Kewman2939 wrote:Free Bastard Pass - When a driver that you don't like goes a lap down, then the little bastard gets the Lucky Dog Pass to get back on the lead lap.

See Bullshit and Jimmie Johnson

Can also be used when said driver gets up to the top 5 or 10; usually yelled, at this point

That's when he gets the rank of SuperBastard,

OMG, did you hear his yelling andbitching lastnight on TWIN during the ... what do they call it, the audio part?

No, I didnt see it yet!

Was it good? Bad? Ugly? Hot?

hehe

HA! No, it was right after David Ragan bumped into the back of Jimmie's car on the track, which caused him to stumble around a little. Then, MAN, Jimmie went ballistic over the audio. He doesn't just raise his voice, he yells. I think they even had to bleep him once or twice. You can watch it tonight - I can't remember what he said.

But, I give Chad credit, because Chad was telling him to calm it down and get a grip. He said something like, "OK, everyone, calm down. Calm down."

Shit, something's wrong with me, Steph. I still think that Jimmie's sexy. But I still hate his guts too.

Dude, so do I. The beard is nasty, but when its gone Ill be good again.

-And, the sounds of that little fit on the radio intrigues me....dammit Im antsy in the pants today, my god!!

LMFAO!

I wanna attack the litlte boy scout underneath the facial hair.

Let's go, Steph.

Im in.

Ill attack pretty much anything, at this moment.

Okay, not ANYTHING.

But hell yeah, lets GO

Jimmie sits and waits for the Bangers to arrive, because he knows that that's the best thing he's gonna get all year.

Muhahahahahahahaha

--And secretly hopes Chandi will find out so she can stop jabbing him with her bone-jutting body

---Jeanine slips the Uncensored website link in Chandi's pocket, careful not to cut her hand on Chandi's bony hips---

----And then the weight of the paper weighs her down all day until her little legs just cant hold her up anymore----

Ack, Jimmie, help!

"Someone put something in my pocket!'

We so baaaaaaaaaad!

Chad, come quick!

the chase- 1. nascars playoff, 2. everyone chacin jimmie but we all know how it ends

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